Proud to say that gas prices are now higher than my GPA.

People can bash business majors as much as they want but when it comes down to it I know I am smarter than 90% of this school, I will have more fun in college, and I will be more successful than you. So who is the real idiot here?

To the rude girl in the red car, you didn't have to honk your horn at me. Here is why:1. you didn't do the proper stop at the stop sign.2.I was already across the street when you honked like wtf. 3.Pedestrians have the right of way. So, next time do the right thing and wait because I have a family that wants to see me in one piece.

When your buddy asks you is the girl he's talking to attractive but she's ugly, how do you tell him that she's ugly?

Sarah G. If you are a packer fan I have an extra ticket to the game and I would absolutely love to take you! My dad's already out there but I'm flying on our private jet on Friday if you would wanna join me that would be great! And I think on the way back we'll be riding the Packers charter plane. So lmk if you wanna go and I'll message you, if not it's all good!

Funny how my "friends" and I only talk when I say something to them, but if I don't say a word. I'm invisible..

strange thing is, you go out with a person, kissing, spend a good time and when you meet the person the halls, she just pretends she does not know you.