I want to roll Benny S into a ball and shove him up my vagina

My biggest problem with people who quote the bible is that that's all you have to go off is the bible. Like, can't you bring in any other evidence? Now, I bieve in God but I just find it funny that the bible is you're only supporting factor when you get so furious and such. Repeating the same quotes over and over.

So yesterday I thought I heard a woman in the caf say, "My water broke." In reality she was talking about the water not working, but needless to say, I was totally prepared to help deliver a baby on the salad bar.

Handsome guy from the nest check out line, wearing the Holister pants, I really wish I could have gotten your name.
P.s.your smile is devastating :)

To whoever has the Black Jeep Wrangler with all of the KC lights, wanna take me for a ride ;)

Woke my girlfriend up this morning with my genitals in her mouth #cockadoodledoo

I took the poop that clogged all of Concordia

The only thing this school has right is calling the pizza place in the Nest "Slice of Life". Yes, pizza is life.