Ive always wanted to be a playboy bunny. Phew , im happy thats finally out there.

I don't use Gud grammer on fb but I make 300k per year 1 year after I graduated u mad prince S? Lol y'all so petty

Anyone know if that redhead in the weightroom this morning is into offensive linemen?

Kaitlin on the softball team: You are beautiful and I am in love with you!!! :)

Michael on the baseball team, we had public speaking last year together and we always say ho to each other but I never say what I really want because I'm too nervous. But next time I see you...I will try to muster up the courage and say it.

Sometimes I think these "ddos" attacks are just ways for the IT staff to get me off facebook during class.

whoever knocked on my door while I was napping this afternoon (2/17) I hate you. I was napping because I barely slept last night and you woke me up. Now I cant fall asleep. And if you are my bitch RA trying to bother me and trying to get me in trouble more for things I dont do, then go fuck yourself and dont show your face at my door ever again, twat.

I'm so disgusted with the girls that wear yoga "pants" or leggings as pants, without covering their butts. Do you really need people to stare at your bottom half all day? *whiny girl voice* "Umm... we wear them because they're comfortable, thank you very much!" Yeah. Okay. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Baggy sweats are comfortable too.. try those.