the guy sitting by the net today with the free kindle sign up was super cute. Name?

To the blonde girl who was sitting on the couch in lower regents today [Tuesday] around 1215 who looked up and smiled at me, I'd really like to see that smile more often and maybe get the chance to get to know you!

okay crazies, I know it's exciting that it's a bit warmer, but lets not go opening all the dorm hall windows and bathroom windows. open your room windows for fresh air...some of us enjoy wearing shorts and tshirts, or shaving in the showers WITHOUT goosebumps getting cut open. for Christ's sake it was only 42 today you boofs! wait til it's 60 AT LEAST.

Whatever the beef was in the Landing between the workers around 5pm... Your being pissy with each other was a.) extremely rude and b.) ended up making you distracted. You made my sub wrong. Get it together. Argue over stupid shit on your own time. Not when you need to focus on what I told you about my sub.

got a little jizz on my roommate's bed yesterday. we're girls.

Sometimes you have to tr(eat) your girl and not expect anything in return.

So there has been a lot of talk on the fact that the women of augsburg are not flushing the toilet after pooping. That is false due to the fact that women dont poop. Look it up, this is backed by science.

Really glad we have campus safety to just drive around and write parking tickets all day.