I feel as though CUW confessions is turning into bad pick up lines that the writers are mistaking for being "funny" or "bad ass."

Dena I'd be honored to get mono from you

I hope all is going well for that Mr. Concordia kid of 2014. One thing I miss about him is he made himself available to talk with me and pray whenever I had a problem. Sometimes even at 3, or 4 in the morning. You may not be here anymore, but I will always remember your kindness and generosity! What do you miss about that kid?

Anthony is THE most annoying and fakest person at CUW.

If there is anything that I've learned whim down in Florida, it's that I have seen younger girls with bigger boobs than college age girls here at school.

http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/orgasm-machines-actually-exist-now-and-a-vibrator-is-not-required/

The funny moment that a Concordia University professor is included in this makes me laugh. Wonder which Concordia? haha

I wonder how Ryan is surviving without keegan right now :(

Jesus can walk on water. Cucumbers are 95% water. I can walk on cucumbers, therefore, I am 95% Jesus.?