Loreal.Because I'm worth it.

Bitch, bitch, bitch. No wonder you came here for just an M.R.S. degree; it's probably the only thing you can pass

Alright whoever the fuckhead is that pulled that motherfucking alarm in coburg you are going to hell in gasoline soak shorts and a light match! How about that for irony bitch!!

Here's a true confession. Sick of all this bull shit and judge me if you want I really do not care at least it's an actual confession. but I've had a girlfriend for 2 years now and fucked 3 other girls and hooked up with her best friend.

Alrighty. Some horse shit has been hitting the fucking fan with Campus Safety honest to God. Mario if by the grace of the Almighty you see this, get your departments fucking shit together. Words cannot describe the disappointment with this band of wannabe police officers thinking theyre above any backlash. Can we please organize something serious other than this pussy interview with Mario that wont accomplish anything?

The only reason I moved off campus was to be able to drink and have sex whenever I want without worrying about snitches. I'd say it was worth it. ;)

Softball #3 Damn girl could you be any hotter? Gorgeous smile, hot bod and nice to everyone. Freaking dream girl

Benny S. you need to make some of your special keebler elf cookies all over my chest;)