To the couple in the car next to me at Walgreens: I do not know what is going on. But I promise that I will pray for you.

I've been stealing tables all semester and plan on selling them as beer pong tables. Helloooo weed and adderal money :)

NV, I wish I'd never met you. You turned into a total monster.

So, my ex is a pretty strict Christian. Like he has the fear of God in him big time from his family. We ended up getting all hot and bothered one night and he said he wanted to have sex, for the first time. I stopped him, and made him actually think about it, I asked a couple times. He said he still wanted to and voila sex. Months later we break up and months down the line we were still friends...out of nowhere he says I forced it on him, that I pretty much raped him...which is funny since he was on top, anyways. This is when I realized, he is one fucked up asshole. This, ladies, is why you don't go for the crazy religious guys. If/when they decide to do anything against their religious families' beliefs they can and will blame you for the guilt they feel. I'm sure God would want you to feel horrible and hate yourself for being with someone you love after saying you would marry them.

Lacrosse be like...

I lied to a guy and told him he was really good in bed...when in reality he was pretty boring and half the time I didn't come close to climaxing...I just really liked him and wanted him to feel good about himself...but I would lose focus in the middle and just be like done with it, he was that boring.

Not exactly sure what's up with Sodexo recently but my farts have never been dirtier.

There are the funny times when a girl is with a guy you KNOW cheats and you can sit back and just be like, "Yup, this is going to be fun". Now all you girls with new guys, start scrambling. ;*