Devyn Hoffman,if your "D" is just as pretty as your face and that mmmmm body,you can take me anytime. Yeah,I am a dude,hope you don't mind and take it as a compliment.

Damn near every time i get online to play Call Of Duty there is always 1 random white kid calling me the N-Word and tries to go in on black people. I know they probably nerds and never say the stuff they say online to any black person face to face but it still pisses me off low-key. So to get back at all the racist people in the world, whenever i have the opportunity to have sex with a white girl i take it. I fuck the shit outta them. I give them what i like to call The "Black D of Righteousness". They seem to never look at a white male the same after I'm done with them. This is my payback in a way for Slavery & all the racism that still goes on today. Any white women on campus willing to make a stand against racism with me? ;-)

I'm here on campus early for my sport and I must say these football players are super hot!

Can't wait to see fresh new good looking faces on Monday!

Is it me or does the Wolfie mascot look more like a WEREWOLF than a Thunderwolf? What does a thunderwolf look like anyway?

One the biggest turn offs in a woman, is a woman with Ellen Degeneres short hair.

Most of the football players here think that they are better than me and don't like me because I don't play football. To bad the don't know that I played for Oregon

If you're a male and you tell me your an education major, I will try my hardest to get you naked. Honestly that it the biggest turn on ever. Culinary's second.