To the blonde girl at the gym idk your name but can we workout together!? Your here all the time and work out and I've been lookin for a girl

Yes I sometimes cut myself whatever it's my way of dealing with shit. But if I have the self confidence and bravery to wear clothes that may reveal my scars a bit, I could really do without you staring at me. The past is the past get the fuck over it and leave me alone.

Condom poster here (actually, bitch, I'm a girl.) How about this? The residence life office sets up an anonymous portal online where we can order three condoms at a time. All we give is our room number. Someone from res life (who doesn't live on our floor) comes by at 2am or something (you know those desk assistants just sleep anyway) and passes an envelope with the condoms under our doors. No one has to be the wiser.

You can't go wrong with dimples

My face when I see skateboarders on campus fall

Why the flying fuck don't we allow the United States Army and the rest of the US military to carry at least a sidearm on base? These men and women have sworn an oath to protect the United States of America from enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC.

What kind of liberal bullshit is a Federal "Gun Free Zone" on a military base? 99% of our troops are good people, allow that majority to protect themselves and everyone else from attacks!

There's a huge problem in America society today, when the Army has to call the police when they're being attacked. But hey maybe liberals are right. What does entities like the US Army know about shootouts and defense? Maybe the military should call the police on long distance from Afghanistan when the Taliban attacks.

Too bad modern liberalism wasn't around in the 1940's or else we might have stopped Hitler had we just called 911 on him.

Billionaires and Corporations should be allowed to donate as much money as they please to political campaigns so long as we also allow politicians to offer welfare and food stamps in exchange for a promise to vote Democrat.

Contrary to what Karl Marx taught you corporations and billionaires aren't bad people. They actually employ millions of Americans and without them America has no industry or economy of any sort.

You failed at destroying my future, so you picked up the Internet harassment again. Perfectly sane thing to do. I'm sure between the time you wasted as of late and that upcoming Easter anniversary, you're a bit on edge upstairs. When are you going to move on and cause someone else trouble? Surely there are other cocky men to poke in the eye when you need to feel better about yourself, right?