CMU destroyed me, left me stuck in a roommate situation while I was a minor stuck with a crazy suicidal autistic roommate, who would snap and get mad at any minute, after being there for only one semester I had to transfer home now with ptsd and depression, which are the only two things CMU gave me to bring home, they refuse to even accept that they did something wrong by not removing her from the room #get_the_word_out #make_my_story_known

So October 3th, the night of homecoming I gave a hug to a beautiful giant outside of beta theta pi. Can I have yo numba? Can I have it? Xoxo

I was hooking up with this redhead a while back. It was good until I went to the doctors

Alexis Carlson is one of most beautiful, sweet girls at cmu. I hope I get to know her better.

To the girl in the mercury mariner in the library parking lot who asked if I needed a ride..favorite this you were so cute and kind.

This one goes out to the blond girl who cuts my hair. Your name is Alexis, and you work in SUPERCUTS. I'll be seeing you soon, and hopefully I'll build up the courage to ask you for your number.

Seriously, what are you waiting for! We both like each other, just ask me out already! #makeamove #reallylikehim

I want to be fucked by a girl with a strap on.