Danish Hasan you are one of the cutest guys on campus :) we don't really know each other though that well but I just thought you should know :)

The guy in charge of homecoming came into my room last night, at 2am, in his underwear, and tried to get into bed with my roommate. He was clearly tripping balls and refused to leave. Had to call security on his ass. Stay classy Bradley.

behind the Kaufman building is the best place to pee!

I had a dream that I hooked up with Jason Simon and I loved it. #sorrynotsorry

Angie stop sending yourself secret admirers. It's obvious that you're doing it and it's just getting pathetic and annoying.

I dropped out because I thought I was going to transfer. I didn't transfer. Now I feel like it's too late and I'm too far gone to come back. Damn.

To the kid who yelled out "it's only rape if they're unconscious" during the HEAT presentation, you're not funny. Grow the fuck up.

It’s ironic how the worthless pieces of shit in our lives are the only ones who can make someone us feel worthless or shitty. Like the dickhole I was with last year. On Blackout Tuesday, he didn’t take care of me when I drank too much, but instead went off to fuck someone else behind my back. And when I moved on and got a decent man in my life, he had the audacity to call ME a whore. They say happiness is the best revenge, but nothing will magically erase the memory and disgust that I still feel every so often (and the fact that this perfectly good "celebration" has been ruined for me.) I hope he gets betrayed in the worst way. I hope he wakes up tomorrow feeling guiltier than last year. Happy Blackout Tuesday.