#6 I had a friend walk into my room, rip off her pants and proceed to ask an abundance of unmemorable questions. I didn't fuck her...
Why was I so drunk and demandful of sleep...?

#5 For no reason at all I drank 4 Four Locos in a hour and a half time span. I started at 10P.M.
I don't remember much after 11...
I will never forget the cold kitchen floor I was woken up on.
...Thank you whoever put that sleeping bag over my lifeless body. It was rather cold.

#4 Accidently set off the fire alarm in my dorm over the weekend. Sorry guys , and any ladies like in the previous post;) blame it on the alcohol

#3 i drive through freshman hill yelling go to bed freshman at least once a week

#2 slept through chapel again... woops!

I have a feeling that frenchie would be great in bed!!