Sunday, 27 October 2013 11:46 AM
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"The parties that I've been to at this school honestly make me wonder what the hell women would even do with 'social equality' if they got it."
Friday, 25 October 2013 07:58 PM
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"To the person who asked on the Belmont freshmen page if there were any parties tonight, and the person who subsequently responded with an address... That's some severe breakage of the code. Think with your brains."
Thursday, 24 October 2013 06:05 PM
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"I have a crush on the guy missing a tooth that works at Circle K. I know it's wrong."
Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:07 AM
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"The best part about being gay/bi at belmont. Visitation doesn't apply."
Tuesday, 22 October 2013 02:57 PM
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"With the number of squirrels on campus, I would pay any amount of money for an empty campus, one afternoon, and a 22."
Monday, 21 October 2013 03:35 AM
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"I have a crush on one of our students who's Canadian. That wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that I think she's heard my impression of Barney Stinson without actually knowing it's an impression of Barney Stinson.
#CanadaSucks #notreally"
Monday, 21 October 2013 01:01 AM
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Belmont feels like highschool. In fact, it's more highschool than my highschool.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 10:43 PM
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"Well, my roommate was walking on campus with a beer and once he had finished it, he started to throw it into the trash. I was like "woah, wait." and I reminded him to recycle it.
#belmont"