proud to be a virgin but pretty stoked to get married and end that soon!! gonna be great!

I hate mormons, aka morons, and I relish in the fact that they all lead such oppressive lives, mostly just sexually though. Meanwhile, Im getting a big black plastic cock in my mouth, and in my ass, at the same time, while getting a cream pie of gizz to the face. Take that mormon scum.

I masturbated in the library bathroom at BYU-I

lol, i'm a non-byu student, and i came here with the prediction that most of the posts would be about sex... :P Are you guys like, really horny in general? and is it true that you can get expelled for premarital sex?

I am Joseph Smith, risen from death to punish the heretics, beware confessors for, I am coming for you.

Sex party in the temple at 11:00pm on Saturday
BE THERE or wank it later, your choice

I have sex for money...

I named my vibrator in honor of Joseph Smith