Wednesday, 18 September 2013 12:13 PM
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To all of the people who feel lonely at Augustana:
Tequila is the only friend you need.
Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:20 AM
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As a 2013 Augie grad I have this to say to all of you current students:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT20BZ-pBZY
Wednesday, 18 September 2013 12:45 AM
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Luke Turelli, you're really attractive and you seem like such a genuinely nice guy and I really just want to make you brownies and mix tapes and cuddle and maybe make out but I'm pretty sure you think I'm a drunken twit, oops
Wednesday, 18 September 2013 12:38 AM
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Chris Ward needs to stop being so damn sexy.
Wednesday, 18 September 2013 12:15 AM
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Girl currently being plowed in 2J: I'm trying to study.
Wednesday, 18 September 2013 12:09 AM
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I love Amanda Livingston!!
Tuesday, 17 September 2013 11:37 PM
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I am in love with a Japanese body pillow.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013 11:31 PM
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Theres a girl in one of my classes and her name is Elizabeth. Unfortunately I dont know her last name but really want to meet her and share my first kiss with her. Starring at her during History makes me like her even more...