To the adorable guy who wears glasses (usually, I think), sings in the choir at church, and ate ice cream today in the CSL with his feet propped up on a chair: I'd date you so hard.

The thing I miss the most from home is my dog. It's really hard to be here when she isn't. I'm rather depressed and don't know how to express my feelings with out her. I have learned however that pretending the black squirrels are all one black squirrel and that they my dog. It's not the same, but it helps.

To the guy working the desk in Westy right now (Wednesday 5:30 pm), you are seriously so attractive.

All these people keep posting about the social fraternities being such gentlemen and being the most attractive. You've obviously never been graced with the presence of Phi Mu Alpha. Come on ladies, who doesn't want to be serenaded?

I am definitely interested in women. I can't tell my friends because I am afraid that they won't believe me.

To the guy that looks like McLovin,
Please marry me.

I feel like I could make someone a wig from all the hair that I shed...

Tommy Tredway is the best man on campus.