Monday, 23 September 2013 08:41 PM
“
The Res Life staff is a bunch of amazing people. No matter what, they will always pick you up when you're down. I'm so thankful to be a part of such a great group of people.
Monday, 23 September 2013 08:31 PM
“
During the week I am very studious and get near perfect grades, but when the weekend comes I feel like a crazed mongoose being let free from his cage to wander the campus and get weird
Monday, 23 September 2013 07:41 PM
“
So I was told that the black plague is still around today, and by an attractive guy in the elevator no less. I suddenly enjoy learning new things.
Monday, 23 September 2013 07:40 PM
“
What is the deal with the large number of guys who don't wash their hands after taking a pit stop? It seems like almost every time I take a leak, at least one person does their business and then walks out without washing their hands. That shit's nasty, dudes.
Monday, 23 September 2013 07:24 PM
“
My doctor randomly switched my birth control pills to another brand. I'm on my second day of the new pills...and every boy I see is suddenly 10 times hotter. I spent this afternoon creeping on pix of a good friend that I'm suddenly drooling over. Hormones. What are you doing. Hormones stahp.
Monday, 23 September 2013 07:18 PM
“
i want to apologize to the two girls who saw me kick a to-go box. that was highly inappropriate. i was extremely angry at myself because my grades were so bad, and i just had to take my anger out on the to go box. i don't deal with failure well. sorry you had to see that.
Monday, 23 September 2013 06:08 PM
“
Me: Men should make women coffee every morning. its in the bible.
Friend: wtf?
Me: Hebrews...
Monday, 23 September 2013 05:52 PM
“
Dear new Rock Island Head of Police,
Can you please deal with the meth head townies and stuff that are breaking real laws before picking on Augie Students? I know your life sucks and you didn't do anything with it, but the kids down the street couldn't find their parents for half a day and you're worried about parties.
Sincerely,
The Students who just want to relieve stress.