I enjoy Froot Loops dipped in Buttercream icing. Its good for the soul

I'm fairly sure I'm the only witch on campus who isn't into animal sacrifice. I wish I saw more people wearing pentacles on campus.

I'd just like to meet a nice guy, or girl even, on campus to boom with from time to time... Is that too much to ask for?

Porns the best....less whinny and yappy

I am the immortal god-emperor of mankind. Every cell of my body surges with the wrath of a thousand suns, and the trumpets of the apocalypse blare whenever I open my mouth. I see the wavelengths of light and all colors are known to me.

Or maybe I've just had 2 cans of Amp and a lot of coffee.

Either way, screw it. KNEEL TO YOUR GOD, BABYLON.

Sometimes I wish I didn't have a boyfriend so I wouldn't feel obligated to shave my legs.

Augie was my fall back school and I only chose it because it was affordable, but I am so glad I made that decision. Augustana is fucking wonderful school and I have learned so much. If given the choice between Augie and Harvard, I'd choose Augie every time.

Erik Volks, your are one fly man. mhmmmmmm
i'd tap dat