I think Alex Mahaffey is super attractive. Just sayin'

so many beautiful redheaded females on this campus. I don't know what to do!

Whoever drew the Pokémon on the slough path with chalk is incredibly talented. As a Pokémon fan, you just made my day. I think you should draw new Pokémon for each week. It will become the Augustana version of "Who's that Pokémon?"!

i just heard someone walk down a hallway in bergie whistling "gold digger," what a classic.

I'm not a fan of all of this religious ignorance. So what if someone's "a witch"? It's their religion, not yours. Educate yourselves and understand that wiccans, atheists, and so on demand the same amount of respect as Christians.

I want new friends.

The baseball boys on our campus are seriously sexy!

I don't understand how people can go around saying "I'm broke, as in i have no money whatsoever" all the time, yet are constantly getting high and drunk. Either (a) they have poor priorities when it comes to budgeting and spending money, or (b) their super bums and stealing drugs and booze from people. SO what do I say? Get your priorities in mind and lay off the weed.