There's this guy that goes to augustana that I actually think I might marry. And I'm not even trying to complement him. He lived in my hometown and we went to the same high school but I see our paths converging in the future. It's a strange feeling that I can't quite explain. I'm sure this post sounds creepy as hell but trust me, it sounds just as creepy to me as it does to you.

Don't you all think you're so cool, drinking stuff out of your mason jars. Damn hipsters.

Caitlyn Rose Cairo: She is so attractive, smart, and funny. However, the best thing that I like about her is that she is a tomboy and that makes her way cooler and such a badass than any other girl I know so far at Augie.

There's this one guy who always wears bowties and has pink dress pants and I just have to say that your fashion sense is great.

All I want is to find a guy who will watch How I met your mother reruns with me and love me for who I am. Also to eat a gross amount of food with me in sweatpants.

Doesn anyone have any advice on getting accepted to Augie? It's my dream school and I'm dying to get in. Help out a future Viking.

Taco Bell is not a place where people plan to eat but a result of being drunk.

Erickson has officially switched from heat to air conditioning and it is still cold out. This can only mean one thing: I need a boyfriend to keep me warm.