All I wanna do is get high more often, but I know my friends will judge.

When I text you at 3:30 am after getting home from the bars, I don't text you for a booty call.. I text you because I want you to be the last person I talk to before I go to sleep. I'm crazy about you and I don't understand how you don't get that hint..

Does anybody else want to totally bang their peer mentor? Mine is so hot.

I don't like dogs, I realize that may make me a nazi to some people but it's what it is.

I feel like I should be more concerned with my willingness to get drunk alone. I should but I'm always alone, gotta do something with the vodka or it'll go bad

To the girls of America! House on 7th Ave. You guys are seriously the coolest people I've ever met...and you're all really attractive, like seriously attractive. Let me see if I get your names right. Lea, Kaylee, Krista, Jess and...Natalie? You're all brilliant and sexy and beautiful, I wish you weren't seniors because you're all great!

I feel alone. Anybody wants some ''I'm all alone''-sex?

I will consider transferring if this "cracking down" bullshit continues. Its college after all.