You know you go to augie when you decide to put off homework because the wifi sucks

Stop jerking off in the showers, I almost stepped in cum this morning. At least clean up after you drain your sea serpent.

There's only one thing I miss about having a meal plan. That's being able to talk to Maria when I got my food. She's awesome

I live on the same street as a house of boys that are really good on their instruments. It makes my day when I hear them jamming and also makes me SUPER HAPPY that the neighborhood children that live on our street are forced to listen to someting decent. Thanks for doing 32nd street a favor.

I miss being held by someone I love.

Every time I pass that unnaturally bright staircase leading up to President Bahl's house, I can't help but wonder how cool it would be to play "Stairway to Heaven" next to it

Shout out to a really great guy, I really like you, we spend a lot of time watching movies together and laughing and you tell me about your life, but I get the feeling that you aren't into me like you used to be. It makes me sad because you are probably one of my best friends.

Is sex just penetration or when you finish?