Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:25 AM
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I love my girlfriend, but I feel like she forgets that im still a student sometimes and have my own responsibilities too...
Wednesday, 11 December 2013 12:59 AM
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I know we are both in relationships, but I really want you to be one of my drunken mistakes.
Wednesday, 11 December 2013 12:41 AM
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To the girl running on the treadmill Monday night with the bun and black lifeguard tank top. You are beautiful and your legs are sculpted by the gods. Keep doing what you do.
Wednesday, 11 December 2013 12:29 AM
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To the boys who play guitar in Westerlin's lobby some nights. You guys stay classy.
Wednesday, 11 December 2013 12:26 AM
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Sometimes I think my roommate and I get along really well and other times I think she can't stand me. I don't really care either way, I just want to know where I stand. We only have half a year left but I'm tired of awkwardness.
Tuesday, 10 December 2013 11:50 PM
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I overheard this girl talking in Bergie today about how her boyfriend broke up with her by text message last week. Seriously!? I thought this was college not middle school. Be strong girl, he wasn't worth your time.
Tuesday, 10 December 2013 10:39 PM
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I have more ass hair than a normal man should have
Tuesday, 10 December 2013 10:19 PM
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I hate snow and I hate Christmas music... there I said it.