To people who are posting depressing things about not having friends: It is solely YOUR responsibility to make yourself who you want to be. If you don't want to be a recluse, then simply don't! You are totally free here! Sitting in front of a computer screen typing anonymous confessions about not having friends will not help you accomplish your goals, in any way. Take the initiative: log out of facebook or twitter, get up, go do something, and meet some people in the process.

My roommates both need to chill the fuck out...

Freshman year I pissed in the Aces van... Lets just say it was an interesting night

I am almost done with college but still a virgin...

I just spent the last hour or so going on chatroulette while my roommate was sleeping. I was wearing a hockey mask and telling people that racism was bad and that they shouldn't do drugs. At one point, a couple of girls asked me to take off my mask. I had another mask under it. I'm pretty much completely insane.

Rest of my life: Doctor, sleep, have fun, be single, and be awesome.

Walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend having sex. I asked if it was all good to come in and i heard him say give us a bit. It then takes me about 10 seconds for that to register and finally walk away.

People think I'm funny. I don't like that. I guess it's because I make jokes a lot. But I don't think anyone really gets exactly what it is that I'm doing. Laughter is just our response for when we acknowledge that something is wrong. So what do you think that means if I'm always making jokes? I'm not funny, I'm depressed.