Nathan Treichel never ceases to amaze me.

Rape culture is a thing here. To all the people who steal the "consent is respect posters" and/or deface them - you're part of the problem. Consent is respect, don't forget it.

Dear Westie Caf,

Your food causes me to lose control of my bowel movements and my shits are more like volcanic eruptions that cause me to dip my ass hole into a clean bowl of toilet water. I may just sue your ass for burning my anal cavity and causing me years of pain and tears at the toilet.




Thanks,

People of Augustana

While a CA I had a huge crush on one of my residents. We hung out a couple times and even drank in his room. When I casually asked him why he didn't have a girlfriend, he said "you know man, Augustana girls." Being gay, I didn't know if he was just saying that or if there is actually something wrong with said girls. Should I have made the move?

I made out with another girl at the wrestling house once. I don't think we're that bad looking. And no one noticed. Conclusion? wrestlers are def into dick.

This is my first Augustana confession

In my four years at Augie, I have never told anyone I am gay. Truth is, I think my friends would have liked me more if I did tell them. That is one of the biggest reasons I never did.

I recently had the unpleasant task of telling my roommate that I was going to be rooming with someone else next year. Why was it unpleasant? She cried about it for 2 hours...