Friday, 22 March 2013 03:22 PM
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Dear Roomate,
I love you and your a wonderful person, but please stop eating fish in the room. It makes it smell like you have a horrid vaginal infection... and that's never pleasant. And I feel embarrassed when my friends come over.
Sincerely,
Your loving roommate.
Friday, 22 March 2013 03:14 PM
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Lamborghini Mercy is happening right now. Surprisingly, I'm singing along...
Friday, 22 March 2013 02:41 PM
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Am I the only guy who thinks the "owl" women are the most attractive sorority on campus?
Friday, 22 March 2013 02:28 PM
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i think its funny that most of the girls here are in relationships, and most of the guys are gay
how does that work?
Friday, 22 March 2013 02:26 PM
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I've spit on the floor in all of the residence halls.
cause act like it was clean in the first place
Friday, 22 March 2013 02:25 PM
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I don't care what people say, Martha Jones will always be my favorite DW companion.
Friday, 22 March 2013 01:49 PM
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I don't really party or hook up with a lot of people but I don't judge people that do because I know the only thing stopping me from joining them is my social anxiety. If I wasn't so awkward, I'd be the biggest alcoholic slut.
Friday, 22 March 2013 01:49 PM
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I have done unspeakable things in the ironing rooms.