Dear CA,
Shut the fuck up no one cares.
Love, ME.

I have a big crush on one of my professors and I dont know what to do about it.

I have obnoxiously loud sex during quiet hours ALL THE TIME. Bed banging against the wall and everything. I sincerely apologize to my neighbors.

Every time I black out I laugh about it the next morning but the truth is my friends don't watch me and I'm scared I've gotten raped.

I'm gonna smoke a giant bowl in one of the shanty town houses, I did it last year and it was sickkk

The kid with the American Flag short shorts...

once i was on my period and this guy i had been having a casual thing with came over to my place and want to hook up and i didnt want him to get mad and stop hooking up with me so i did it and when we were done his hands were all red and i acted like i didnt know where that came from

There's nothing more attractive in a man than his ability to be a gentleman. Step it up Augie boys.