I've lied, cheated, and bullshitted my whole way through college. I haven't been sober throughout the majority of my time here and I'm about to graduate with a 3.6. The only thing this school has taught me is not to sweat the small stuff :)

We are all walking around with something heavy resting on our hearts. No matter how hardened we have gotten, there is still something delicate and brittle that can be broken about everyone. Every hand you shake has done something terrible, and every face you see has at one point brightened someone’s day. It was not long ago that the fragile part of me broke, that the heaviness became unbearable, that my hands were impossibly stained with everything I had done. And I want to thank everyone on campus who despite their own pain smiled at me, everyone who stopped to talk, every friend who held my hand and wiped my tears without judgment, for all the faces that brightened my day. Thanks for making me realize that we are all in good company.

I hate that whole Greek chapters are swiftly and instantly punished for anything an individual Greek is accused of doing on or off campus, but individual athletes are blamed for the shenanigans they pull in the dorms and elsewhere (even repeat offenders). Someone please tell me what the difference is.

Olin Stairs=Stairs from hell

Whenever I'm drunk and am making out with a guy or when I have been flirting with them all night, I like to pretend for that moment that the drunk guy is replaced by someone who actually really loves and cares about me. I can't help it that I'm lonely as eff and most guys here don't want to attempt to date, especially with senior year coming to a close.

Hey, I just fucked you! And this is crazy! But delete my number...And keep the baby...

I want to bang the light skinned freshamn lacrosse player so bad! Everytime i see him i just want to rip his clothes off too bad he doesnt know i exsist!

I wish the frat boys at Augie dressed more like the boys on the TFM website... I'd probably hook up with more of them if they did.