my friend thinks that vaginas are self-cleaning so she doesn't wash "down there." i don't have the heart to tell her she smells like long john silver's. red lobster on a good day.

I think your fish is really cute, and I admire your ability to keep a fish alive! Keep up the good work!

I wish I could just date someone who likes music and food and reading and TV shows and Harry Potter. But I don't want a bunch of fucking pressure. That's probably asking for too much, isn't it?

There's this really hot guy in all of my psych classes who wears a cool Breaking Bad shirt. He has a jew-fro and I want to rub my fingers through it. I hope he notices me...

My parents (married almost 30 years) and grandparents (married nearly 60 years) met here at Augie, as well as numerous other family members. I am a senior and I don't want to break the tradition but unfortunately with less than two months left until I graduate, I do not think I will be able to keep up the tradition for a thrid generation and I hate that the tradition may die with me.

Erickson smells like Dominos pizza, vomit, and black girl pussy and it is slowly killing me.

Everyone seems to assume that being the "smart guy" means that you get to sit back, barely study, and then breeze through exams. Let me tell you, it actually is stressful as hell. Imagine if everyone automatically assumed that you would do well in any class that you took, no matter the subject. Now imagine that you know your own abilities and would never be happy if you failed to live up to them. Meanwhile, you have people in your classes and friends in different classes all asking for help on assignments. The pressure both from other people and from inside yourself is almost overwhelming sometimes.

I'm an active member of greek life and secretly wish I could be pledging with my pledge class again. I don't wish we were pledging again because I loved the stress that came with pledging, because I hated the strees; I want to be pledging again because of how close I became with my pledge class during pledging. We became amazingly close in the five weeks that we pledged and that closeness has faded dramatically in the months/years since pledging ended for us. I long for that feeling of closeness with my pledge class that we had durning pledging again...