My mom killed herself this morning, it's not really a confession but it's certainly on my mind

I'm a freshman and I'm highly considering transferring for my sophomore year for academic and social reasons. Augie just has not been much fun for me so far. When I come back home, I run into other current Augie students and graduates and nearly every person I have talked to has told me that they wanted to transfer during their first few years and ended up loving their experience. I really want to change, but I don't really want to give up yet. Has anyone else felt this way?

Where did the cute neuroscience tutor go? I have looked for her all over, I thought maybe it was because I had a different schedule, but I haven't seen her at all! Where are you beautiful girl?!

Any ideas for seducing a professor? Not to get any special treatment academically. Just good ol' infatuation.

And augie still smells like dog food...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Not all poems rhyme
I hate stats

Bitches need protein #Swallow

The subject I want to major in is becoming too hard and I want to drop it, but it's really the only thing I'm any good at.