BRANDON MOTZEL. Your eyes, your smile, and oh my GOD your height....you are sooooo handsome. I come to every single one of the boys basketball games just to watch you. i know you have a girlfriend though.

if you don't have a car on campus and you're asking someone else for rides and not contributing a single cent for gas money, you should be hauling your ass around campus, RI, etc ON FOOT.. Don't be a mooch.

I cant even with this WiFi. I had to cancel my Netflix account because i was paying 7 bucks a month for movies and TV shows that couldn't load on this slow network. Its gotten to the point where I am no longer able to do research in my dorm room because the connection is so slow. It should not have to come to that. I.T. people, please do something. And i know that there is some kind of local solution can because Ambrose's Wifi is rockin...

In my opinion, I have met my fair share of great people at this college, however, I have also met a lot of students who are unfortunately very close-minded, and while I admire that they fight fiercely for what they believe, it is important to understand other peoples views even if you don't agree. Augustana, come on, don't fight with each other, just listen.

I find girls with dreads incredibly attractive (those of you on campus, keep on keepin' on) but I'm apprehensive about the notion of a relationship because I don't want my family to find out that I smoke a da reefer. Most of them are too closed minded to realize that there is not always a correlation between hair and drugs.

I think the guy who sang sweet caroline should have won Mr. augustana

I have two major fears in the world. All out, total nuclear warfare and getting a girl pregnant. Both end in my life ending.

I'm so tired of being single. I just want to find a nice guy who will watch movies and How I Met Your Mother with me.