So there's this one GAB who's in a picture in the Greek Life recruitment video, and all I can say is:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

all i want is a nice boy with a dick

I'm just so tired of school and work in general. I have been working as hard as I can ever since first grade. I'm serious; I remember crying over the fact I didn't get a "Very Good!" and a sticker once.

So, basically, screw Augustana Wifi.

guys, the academics here are a joke. they don't even hold a candle to other normal schools. your greek life is fake. transfer. it will be the best decision you make

I hoped the president freezes his Bahls off after not cancelling classes today.

Jordan Peklo... Dibs.

Alright, this first part isn't a confession but, what the fuck happened to Augie's internet? Did it turn to shit (well, shittier) after winter break or what? Like, I only ask because I don't know if it's just me. I swear it goes down like 5 times a day now.

Anyway, I guess my confession is that I've been wearing the same bra for two weeks and I haven't shaved my legs in probably twice that time. 10/10 female, would bang.