This is my confession, now you're just somebody that I used to know but I love the way you lie because fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round so whatcha say? Can I buy you a drank? If today was your last day would you cry me a river? Let me love you in my head touch my body. Bohemian rhapsody.

I love Honey Boo Boo.

I really hope she doesnt get pregnant from bix weekend.

I'm gonna miss her phat ass.

my secret confession is that I love taking a massive deuce in the bathroom while the window is open, its raining, and i'm in there simultaneously smoking a bowl. Something about pooping while being high makes it feel so glorious

beyond ready to have the time of my life my last year at Augie. can't wait to get fucked up like i did freshman year.

I plan on killing a bear this year, my parents and friends say I'm not big enough yet, but I've been working real hard and believing in myself -Gary Miller

I confess that my first year here was really tough from a social standpoint. I lacked confidence in myself and I feared being judged 24/7. Luckily enough, I found a chill group of friends before I left who accept me for me. Now I'm excited to start my sophomore year!