Tuesday, 20 August 2013 11:40 PM
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I'm so excited to go back so I can start creeping on the womens lacrosse practices again. I just can't stay away from that red head and I hear there's another one coming in .... I guess it's my lucky year
Tuesday, 20 August 2013 09:21 PM
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To all the freshmen,
I hope you are all crazy and ready to party. We are ready to party with you.
Love,
The Augustana Student Body
Thursday, 15 August 2013 01:09 AM
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As an incoming Freshman within the next week, I have taken the time to reflect upon my needs, desires, and overall attitude towards college. I'm ready to fuck the bitches.
Monday, 12 August 2013 04:53 PM
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Thing I miss most about Freshman year: hooking up in the Swanson showers.
Sunday, 11 August 2013 07:43 PM
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Freshman students: I steadfastly refuse to call you "first year students." It was stupid when I was a freshman, and it is still stupid now.
Saturday, 10 August 2013 08:06 PM
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I confess that I regret joining the class of 2017 page to help the freshmen out and answer questions. They can't scroll down a few posts to see the question they were going to ask was asked for the third time. They already piss me off, and I haven't even met them.
Friday, 09 August 2013 07:05 PM
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A little wisdom for all of us as we go back to school
You Only Live Once!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c
Friday, 09 August 2013 11:27 AM
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I'm up all night to get lucky.