Buckethead was insane last year. I hope it gets topped this year.

Olivia Mayer I think you are so athletic and funny and beautiful.

I am still trying to understand why most gay guys have very close girlfriends and hang out with girls a lot. Does anyone know why?

my sexual preference is often

Studying Abroad has made me feel like I can be myself more than any other college experience has… Every one of you underclassmen should really consider taking the time to study abroad even if it has nothing to do with your major. Augustana makes it so easy and you are bound to make many great connections with classmates and professors!

saw a whiteboard on the 4th floor of the library that says "FUCK ORGANIC."
reason number 728 i'm thankful to be a humanities major.

I've never watched porn. where do you go where you wont get viruses?

I stabbed myself with a pen slamming it with frustration from mastering chem