Orgy in the quad. Make it happen people

I just want to bang why don't people get that? I can't keep getting shit for just going around asking to bang Bang BANG ya know? Goddamn everyone's a prude just because they have a problem with me walking with my D out. I just want someone to watch two girls one cup with me then do anal. I'm a sexual butterfly, ok?

So many adorable freshman LAX boys this year :) Every time I meet a new one they just keep getting cuter, nicer, and funnier...come to think of it, I may just be getting drunker...

Why the hell isn't there an attractive girl in my dorm? It's the weekend and my roommate's not even here. Da fuq, Augie.

I'm a freshman here, and I have to say, from the sounds of it, our class is way more liked than last years, which is pretty cool to know.

The freshmen that looks like McLovin... You sir, are my hero! I want to party with you sometime.

I actually go to Augustana to go to class, learn things, get good grades, and position myself to get a decent job when I graduate. Not to get high, party nonstop, bang half the campus, and do just enough to pass most classes. I have to say that it seems weird to feel like I'm in the minority on this.

To the girl who sang the national anthem at the soccer game today, you have a nice voice and great vowels. Keep it up.