Tuesday, 03 September 2013 07:39 PM
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I would like to find some classy people on this campus to get dressed up, drink classy drinks, and whine about first world problems like the closet elitists that we know we all are.
Tuesday, 03 September 2013 06:55 PM
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Leave it to augustana students to break the frozen yogurt machine less than 12 hours after we get one
Tuesday, 03 September 2013 05:16 PM
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Dear people having sex Sunday night with the blinds open and the lights on, you should definitely turn the lights off next time.
Tuesday, 03 September 2013 05:06 PM
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There's this freshman basketball player named Carly. She's basically perfect.
Tuesday, 03 September 2013 04:21 PM
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My roommate likes to cover the air conditioning with her sweatpants- she also has a tendency to lock herself out...
Tuesday, 03 September 2013 02:37 PM
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To the freshmen who posted the "our class is way more liked than last years freshman class", relax friend it's only week two you all got plenty of time to turn that around.
Tuesday, 03 September 2013 12:02 PM
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I heard they are breeding black squirrels in the basement of founders hall
Tuesday, 03 September 2013 11:41 AM
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To the guy in the Dream Theater shirt on the slough yesterday morning: thanks for not liking shitty music.