I'm so glad to be a part of a school that is so welcoming and warm-hearted. Even though this site doesn't particularly show it, whenever i'm walking around campus, people are saying "hey" "how ya doing?" All types of nice things and it makes me PROUD TO BE A VIKING. Fuck yeah, Augustana. I made the right choice.

Roundel Sophomore class is definitely the best looking guys on campus! YUMMMY

The other day I was thinking.. man the damsels here are pretty stellar, too bad none of them like me... It's probably because I call them damsels. Forever alone?

I heard the CSL is actually just a front for the biggest meth production ring this side of the Mississippi. But Ambrose has a bigger meth production ring...

I don't give a flying fuck about Greek Life.

For all you people who can't get any today is your lucky day!!
http://youtu.be/kWBhP0EQ1lA

Jessie Allen, I'm the one sending you flowers all summer. You're the most beautiful girl I've seen.

My roommate stays up at night, which sucks because I want him to go to bed so I can watch porn.