To whoever is playing Same Love and other great songs on the piano in Westie lounge right now (Friday around 1:30), keep being awesome.

BIG J has got it going on. It's all about the calves.

If I started a protest group against the way the CSL and dining service is stealing the student bodies money if you don't use all your swipes how many of you would join me??

Every time I see somebody taking the elevator up to the CSL or back down from it instead of taking the stairs I just shake my damn head. I won't even touch on the carbon footprint aspect of it but jesus... you peeps gonna get hella fat. If you are going up and chowing down on that buffet, yo ass better damn well take the stairs or you are going to be adding that freshman 15 on by the trimester.

I confess that I have so many friends, but I feel so alone. Someone help me. :/

Dear 21s, here's how Ribco works: show up at midnight (that's 12), dance for CJ the DJ, don't suck.....oh, and actually SHOW UP!!!!!! Sincerely, I'm on Facebook at Ribco-something's wrong.

The freshman red head lacrosse player is so beautiful

I upset a wonderful girl today.. I have to say that I'm truly sorry :/