Cameron Mager, you're a hottie...in case you were unaware.

i just want a good ole country boy to show me a good time like they do back home.

To the beautiful senior Speed in the soc. of body class, your smile brings me a forever glow. When your beautiful blue green eyes catch a ray of sunshine, my heart skips a beat. The way you love turtles turns me on to no end. I dream about the day youll allow me to explore your turtle shell. When the wind blows your brown beautiful luscious locks I feel eternal hope that the world isn't such a dark place. If only you knew i existed because.... I seeeeeee you through your windowwwww as i'm standing on a tree outsiiiiiiide.
Forever and Always,
your secret admirer.

I just want an awkward cute girl to follow me around and go adventures with me

I live in Erickson. I have air conditioning. That is all. Tootles!

there's this black freshman lacrosse player, gorgeous smile, curvy body and I saw her at a party and wanted to dance with her but I was too scared. one day im gonna ask her out.

My new birth control made me gain weight, so I put on my Freshman 15 before the semester even started.

Why is it so hard on this campus to find a nice single guy who is a good texter and doesn't have a girlfriend?