I strongly dislike library sessions. Having one for every class is redundant, boring and a waste of money.

Carolyn M, I always want to come cuddle with you, but I have a girlfriend. So I don't. But I want to.

I honestly hate hooking up with people but I love the chase. I feel like a wild game hunter

I have this awesome new girlfriend who is smart, funny and just awesome. Only problem is I can't get my ex out of my mind even if she wants nothing to do with me.

I need a cute brave girl to cuddle with me while watching Sleepy Hollow. No seriously, that movie still freaks me out.

How am I so good at lying? Because I've been living a lie almost my entire life. Maybe one day I can stop and be truly happy.

Every guy's dream should be a classy Phi Rho girl.

I see so many people here who seem to be involved in too many things. Like I know that's one thing Augie is good for is the opportunity to be involved in a lot of different things. But like sometimes you have to say enough is enough. Not only will that really wear you out, it's also not possible to give your 100% to too many things. You end up not giving enough where you should, and that not only makes you look bad it's also shitty for whomever else was involved and depending on you. And if you're just doing it to pad your resume that's worse. Remember the wise words of Ron Swanson: "Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing."