You know its homecoming weekend when your roommate comes home with six bags from the liquor store.

Why does life keeping fucking with me?

To the gentlemen who held the door for me on the 25th around 8:50pm in the sky way from Urness...

You are so sweet!! You were with a buddy and even though I was kind of far away, you waited and held out the door for me :D I would really like to get to know you!

Holla at your girl

Anybody else wait a few days after something to post it on here so whoever its about doesn't get suspicious?

I used to wonder why women didn't come up and talk to me. Then I realized it was probably because I'm so attractive they're all too scared I'll reject them. Don't be scared, ladies :)

This guy from the Netherlands, what's his name? HOT HOT HOT!!! ;)

SARAH B. THANK YOU FOR STANDING UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS. YOU ARE MY ROLE-MODEL. #MySocialJusticeHero

So my freshman year I was apparently called "trashy" behind my back..... (I'm a junior now) by the way, I know who you are! :)