If one more person steals my laundry, I will personally camp in the laundry and hunt them down......

holy fucking shit. augsburg drama takes to facebook. how about this: there is no gender, god didn't create humanity, and everyone is equal.

everyone shut up.

So I recently had sex with my girlfriend and it was better than usual.Don't get me wrong, its always great but this time I gave her the best orgasm ever. The funny thing is that I was so close to finishing also,therefore i had to think of something random and irrelevant and quick. The first thing that came to mind was a long john chocolate donut. Needless to say,it was worth it.I guess nice guys do finish last.

Jake, despite how much I make fun of you, you are great friend. I love our late night talks and listening to you ramble on about drum corp. Also, you have a fat heart <3 don't ever stop laughing!

That Lucie girl on ResLife, tho! Girl you rock and are so beautiful.

every day I am impressed by more than one first-year student! augsburg is lucky for its first-year class!

To the very hot guy in Urness 418,you won my heart with that smile of yours. So I was wondering, are you single?

HELP: Looking for a female with light blue bag pack and a pink key chain. About 5 ft tall, wears glasses. Link her Facebook on to here. Will be rewarded if found.