I hate going out with someone who tells you that you are better than them, prettier, a better catch, whatever it is. I'm fucking tired of it. How am I supposed to carry on a relationship when I'm being told I should be getting bored of it? I guess I need to pursue a tougher catch.

Waited until the last minute to see my adviser and now that hold to register for classes is still there.

Well Auggies its been fun, but the fact that I'm still even alive is nothing short of a merical. Good luck with the rest of the year.

Is it offensive for a white guy to ask, "Where my nillas at?"

I store my own pee in jars in my fridge in my dorm. My roomates juts think its applejuice...

To my two-night stand: We've slept together twice in the past year and it's been great. We should probably fuck more often...

Respect to the five silver-tongued Auggies from the spoken word show. Still cant stop thinkin about what was said. Yall got it.

I've got a bit of a crush on this girl, but I hardly ever see her around campus and when I do she is always with friends. Is it unacceptable to just add her on facebook and try to arrange something from there?

Kevin E.S you are so sexy, smart, and kind! I want :)