Sometimes the worst part of depression isn't the sadness, but the extreme amount of apathy that you can experience. Sometimes it's impossible to even feel sad about things. Sometimes the weight of feeling nothing is enough to physically slow you down.

where are all the auggie gentleman at??!

That awkward moment when the fire alarm goes off in your Residence Hall just after you get done smoking weed in your dorm.

I can't wait to be done this semester. Yes, because of classes but mostly to move! I HATE sharing a bathroom with this person. Some people were not raised with proper cleaning techniques. They need "How to clean for DUMMIES".

Me and this girl have been hanging out a lot and I really like her, but I just discovered our views on gay rights is very different and I feel like this might be a deal breaker.

It's 2am.
We're in the stalled elevator in Urness.
It's been 20 minutes since we called DPS.
My friend just farted.
I pray to god I see the light of day.

This isn't really a confession, but I thought this was something that you guys would be interested in. Most of us remember when Austin Conley died in October, and many of us have wondered what happened to the driver of the car that hit him. I saw this article on City Pages this morning because the driver is now in court and facing charges. I hate this woman...
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2013/04/teisha_randle_was_partying_in_celebration_of_her_pregnancy_the_night_she_killed_augsburg_student.php

I have no idea who you are... Haven't seen you on campus or met you before today... But I sat across from you on the 2nd floor in the Lindell computer area Tuesday afternoon and was so distracted I got absolutely no work done... You were wearing a matching turquoise belt and headband and black boots and the cutest black glasses... And a pink backpack lol, i gathered the courage to ask you about French before you left, we should definitely get coffee sometime :)