That brunette with the turtle backpack... she needs to be mine.

From the Admin: I didn't really know what to think of this, but someone obviously put a lot of effort into this, so I thought I should post it. Plus we all love Harry Potter.

"Snape: What is that mysterious ticking noise?
Snape (mumbling): Not over here, not over there…
(Stops and looks to his left and right)
Snape: Kinda…catchy.
(Continues bobbing, and now starts talking to a beat)
Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Dumbledore: (pops up) Dumbledore!
Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Dumbledore: (pops up) Dumbledore!
(Loop continues again, and then Ron pops up)
Ron: (as Snape is talking) Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY!
(his loop continues as such, and after another, Hermione pops up)
Hermione: Hermione, Hermione!
(Others loop)
Hermione: Hermione! Hermione, Hermione.
(Harry pops up while Hermione joins the loop)
Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, UH! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, yeah!
(Others loop)
Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, UH! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, that's me!
(Looping stops)
(Back and forth, progressively faster)
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Harry: Harry!
Snape: Snape!
Dumbledore: (naked) DUMBLEDORE!
Hermione: Her…mione!
(Looping begins again, but Harry has a different loop)
Harry: Harry Potter, I'm Harry Potter.
(Others loop)
Harry: Harry Potter, Harry Harry Potter.
(Looping stops)
All: Singin' our song, all day long at HOOOOG…WAAARTS!
Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Harry and Hermione: Yayyyy!
Voldemort: Muhuhuhahahaha!
Voldemort: Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!"

I love this school. If you don't, then leave.

Women like assholes and players because assholes and players are usually surrounded by girls. What's attractive to other girls? A guy who receives a lot of attention from girls, which causes other girls to wonder what is so attractive about him; then boom, another girl is attracted to him. You know what's not attractive? A moaning nice guy who follows ONE girl around. Sorry girls, but you put yourself six feet deep by ignoring nice guys then going to players. Stop being hypocrites by saying you want a nice guy then going for the player. Sincerely, another former nice guy who woke up.

Melvyn's dark roast is tha best. Kick rocks tribecca

You know what really chaps my ass... The fact that I have to listen to my neighbors music every day they play the same damn song for the last 6-8 months.... God Dnt u get tired of the same song!!!!

To the former "nice guy" who is now a "ruthless player," I'm a guy, and I wanted to rebuttle with "Thats not true. I'm a caring person and some of my female friends say I'll find someone someday."

I realized what I typed then just kind of shut down.

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