http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

Best. Video. Ever.

(For girls only) If any girl can tell me the names of the two creatures Luke Skywalker had to defeat in Episodes V and VI (without google), then I will most likely want to date you; and possibly marry you.

To the man who constantly hit on me in the library who then had a woman come up, sit on your lap, and then you start making out..... Seriously? Not even happening.

I don't know why some people keep attacking the students who go home on the weekends. You don't know their life. I used to stay every once in a while, but now I try to go home as much as possible. My main reason... because I have lost too many loved ones in my life throughout the past year. I go home to hang with my family, relatives, and friends who had such an impact on my life. Yeah it's cool meeting new people at Augsburg! But so much has happened to me this year and last year that made me want to hang out with the people who have been with me since I was little as much as I can because I never know when their last day is. Don't take anyone for granted.

Hey nice guy you know what your problem is? You're spineless. Act confident and that girl might start to reciprocate. Don't throw your values away and "become a player" (because you probably would suck at it anyway) Just don't be a pussy. I've been with 19 girls at augsburg in 2 years and ZERO of them hate my guts, I'm a stand up guy and I'm honest about my intentions, guess what! IT WORKS, turns out some females like honesty and confidence..WHO WOULDA THOUGHT

30 people were killed in Baghdad yesterday by car bombs. Excuse me when I say that it's sad that we are torn apart over the Boston Marathon.

Brenna N. from the Hockey Team. You are pretty much the definition of my dream girl. You are so incredibly beautiful and have such a bright smile

The "I miss you and I think about you everyday but I won't let you know. That's the jerk that I am and not only am I hurting you, I am hurting myself too. I'm sorry." is written by a girl lol...