I scared a girl by the ATM and she ran down the skyway screaming into urn mort lobby, I don't feel bad about it

I I just want to fuck every bitch in the world! Damn that's a lot

Whoever it was that got his shirt taken off by the drag queen tonight. You are super cute! I would totally take you out on a date!

My friend is all like: " Dude, give me some sugar!"

I lied and said I had to go to the bathroom. I walked into my class and turns out my professor was sick.

I went home, made cotton candy and napped on the couch, today was school! Tomorrow holds a lot of ghouls in front of me though....

Aghhhh finals suck!

I have a case of the "give a sh*ts" in all my classes right now. I don't care. F you and your dumb finals prof's.

I'm obsessed with augsburg. I'm super excited to graduate, but so so so sad to leave.

Gonna give this a shot: I lost my keys today (April 16th) , they are on a bright green lanyard. If you found them reply to this and let me know I will message you and let you know what they look like. They are mine and it is imperative I get them back! I can literally tell you every single key and keychain on them!

Jake from the Education Department...I think I'm in love.