that ashley girl on the volleyball team, daaaang

I miss cursive handwriting.... they don't even teach it in elementary schools anymore :(

To the guys sitting in Christensen. I could stand to listen to you chomping on your damn chips, but the whistling is getting to be too much. Consider this the polite way of asking you to shut the hell up!

I've been at Augsburg for 3 years now and I love it. I also love that we seem to be getting more and more attractive girls with each passing year.

Hoping the caf boys do not graduate this year I want to keep seeing their sexy smiling faces

Kat L, I heard you sing and I was in love. If you ever need a duet partner, I'll be your guy.

One time when I was really drunk I pissed on the cars driving on 94 from the walking bridge.

Seriously, can people just stop with all this "illuminati" nonsense? I hear about this from people about literally every single thing about this world. I thought I wouldn't hear about this kind of stuff in college but wow, was I disappointed when I heard so many people talk about this in college. I'm sick of people telling me to "open" my eyes or to stop believing that the illuminati isn't behind all the stuff people say they are responsible for. I used to read about this kind of stuff in middle school. I think I've read enough to know this kind of stuff doesn't legitimately add up. Also, stop with the whole idea about the music industry being controlled by the illuminati. Why would rappers and pop stars be concerned with ruling the world? Shouldn't they be more concerned with making money and putting singles out? The illuminati didn't bomb the marathon in Boston and they didn't cause 9/11 or Sandy Hook. Maybe I'm not the one who needs to "open" their eyes...