I will not text fight you. What is with people? Text messages aren't real. I would rather receive a letter. Jesus.

the fire alarms were practice...

Today my class should have been canceled. It was such a pain to get out of my drive way. I woke up to an email saying that ATTENDANCE IS REQUIRED. So, i went to class just to find that my professor couldnt make it so she had a different professor turn on a you tube video and take attendance. Could have watched it at home. Happy case day.

I'm just really happy knowing people like me more than his new girlfriend.

OK, I can't be an athlete hater. How can that be possible? That means I would have to hate all athletes at this school, and I don't hate anyone I don't personally know. Also, I can't even think of anyone I hate, because hate is a pretty strong word. Unless someone has actually talked to me or has done something to me personally, then I can't make a distinction about what kind of a person they might be. All I am saying is realize you have an opportunity. I'll compare this to education. We have a Right to it in the United States, but we shouldn't feel so entitled to it even though we are; because somewhere else in the world is a smarter, harder-working individual who does deserve it more. Just don't take your opportunity for granted, that's all I am saying. You may or may not deserve your chance, I don't know, but the fact is that you have it, so cherish it. Sorry, if I offended anyone who misinterpreted my post.

Dan the tour guide hot damn you and those shades today >>> lookin good

Who was the shirtless guy pulled up on stage at drag show? Lol

I hate it when I'm wearing a thong and I have to poop